Mr Rick Goes To Brussels…
Daragh | April 27, 2006It’s so vast I won’t repint all of it here but I was in Brussels on Tuesday speaking to a group of MEPs as part of my role as patron of Brainwave – The Irish Epilepsy Association. I’ve had epilepsy since I was 16 but I’ve only recently spoken publicly about it; it was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Have a look at the most extraordinary day I’ve ever spent HERE and if you’d like a little more information about epilepsy check HERE
R
After reading your article I thought of giving a comment about epilepsy and to share it with other readers. Epilepsy is the
neurological condition where people turn from susceptible to seizures. Seizure is a transform in awareness, sensation or behavior that brings about a brief electrical trouble in the brain.
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”