Naked man delays Dublin bound train
Daragh | July 13, 2006Breakingnews.ie are reporting that a Dublin bound train from Limerick station was today delayed from departing by 20 minutes due to a naked man standing on the line in front of the train. Gardai have now arrested the man and the train is en-route.
I’m sure there’s a joke or pun here somewhere, I just can’t think of a good one! Comments please! 
I heard a fella on Gerry Ryan the other morning talking about a a bet he witnessed on the green luas where a fella was bet eur500 to run up and down the luas twice naked which he promptly did. Can’t find a link or a photo
Was this a case of no (fig) leaves on the line?